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Instant sex-reassignment… Courtesy of your friendly airport security staff? Authorities at Baltimore’s Thurgood Marshall international airport are currently investigating reports that exposures to single radiation dosages inside their recently-installed ‘garment-penetrating’ body scanner have altered the genders of unborn infants in expectant mothers as late as 5 weeks to their expected due date, or 85% to [...]
After my shower this morning, I started to get dressed as normal.
I reached for a pair of my trusty boxer shorts and a white tee – when an idea popped into my head.
What if there was a product that combined underwear and t-shirts in one comfortable package?
Has Steven Speilberg’s dark image of futuristic crime control finally become reality? Early this morning, Baltimore City’s newly-formed Division of Unrealized Criminal Activities and Conspiracies(DUCAC) announced that it has detained its first confirmed ‘Pre-Perp’ for an unspecified felony-level crime to be committed at an as-of-yet unidentified date in the future. “A Tactical Extraction Task Force [...]
Kyle Smidges was always a talented skateboarder.
So after the accident, everyone was extremely worried how he would take the news.
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