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MGM Las Vegas… Not So Grand?

November 22, 2011 by Quimosabe 1 Comment
MGM Grand Las Vegas

The casino is impressive – you could easily have the complete Vegas experience without leaving the building. Nightclubs, 5 star restaurants, Michelin Star restaurants, numerous bars, cabaret…

But when you spend a night inside their rooms, you’ll find a few things lacking.

Filed Under: All, Rants Tagged With: Casino Review, Food, Gambling, Hotel Review, MGM Grand Las Vegas, Restaurants

For Guys: 5 Reasons to Not Get Married

November 1, 2011 by Ritzy Rick Leave a Comment
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Ritzy Rick breaks down 5 reasons men should avoid marriage, based off of his first hand experiences.

Filed Under: All, Lists, Rants Tagged With: angry male, dating, rants, relationships, satire, women

Open letter to Yoko Ono

October 9, 2010 by Ritzy Rick Leave a Comment
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Please kill yourself. If you want, I’ll even lend you a rusty butter-knife with which to do it. Just do it soon. Thanks, The Human Race PS: Nice rack.

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Would You Rather…

September 16, 2010 by Ritzy Rick 3 Comments
lolitafiles.com

A simple question posed at work unfolds: (9:32:39 AM) TheRichard: can I throw a quick hypothetical at you? (9:34:06 AM) Billedstormer: eyah (9:34:18 AM) TheRichard: would you rather: (9:34:29 AM) TheRichard: A.) sleep in bed with James and his wife for a month (9:34:30 AM) TheRichard: or (9:34:39 AM) TheRichard: B.) Hold brian’s penis while [...]

Filed Under: All, Rants Tagged With: adultery, marriage

Dear Hollywood Sound Engineers: Please Commit…

August 18, 2010 by Me Gusta 5 Comments
hiri-kiri-samurai

Career suicide. For the good of us all. No, I’m not gonna pull a Joseph Cao, and say you guys should ritualistically kill yourselves with samurai swords to preserve what honor you have left. But please quit your current professions. Movies have become near unwatchable. Just because you spend $10 million on sound for a [...]

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Darrelle Revis Continues Holdout

August 14, 2010 by Quimosabe Leave a Comment
revis

There used to be a time when the game mattered.

It wasn’t all about bling, notariety or personal acheivement.

But times have changed.

That said, I’m only 31 years old. And it’s not to say my generation didn’t have it’s share of money-hungry limelighters, because it did.

But more than the goals of the indivual, was the game, the team and the idea that there was something a bit bigger than just a paycheck.

Filed Under: All, Rants, Sports Tagged With: football, sports

Yo Denny’s, thanks for trying to kill me

August 12, 2010 by Rachel Minns 2 Comments
dennys-fried-cheese-melt

What is that sound, you ask? Oh, don’t worry, it’s nothing… just my heart blowing up at the mere sight of this sandwich…

Filed Under: All, Rants Tagged With: Food

Gay Marriage: How About No to Stupidity, Please?

August 4, 2010 by Rachel Minns Leave a Comment
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Did voters become confused when voting on Proposition 8 in California?

Well, since we’re dealing with humans then yes, I’m certain there was some degree of confusion and mistakes were made.

I’m not so concerned with that, in part because as Newsweek points out, this may be a moot point considering that if there was confusion, perhaps it worked in H8’s favor.

Not my point though…

Filed Under: Rants Tagged With: gay marriage, legislation

Favre Will $%@!*ing Play

August 4, 2010 by Quimosabe Leave a Comment
brett favre crying

Everyone knows, right? Favre just doesn’t want to go to training camp. Would you? And does he really need to? Anyway, it was a smart move pulling this crap again, it got him a better offer. I’m not sure if he does his own PR or if he has a firm that handles it, but [...]

Filed Under: All, Rants, Sports Tagged With: bubs, favre, football
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