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5 Celebs Who Lived Too Long

August 12, 2010 by Ritzy Rick 1 Comment
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Yeah, that’s right, I’m treading down this path… It’s no news that  dying early has become one of the best ways for some of our favorite celebrities to seize  a bit of last-minute immortality. However, it’s generally only made real sense when the celebrity executing this ultimate act of showmanship did so prior to his [...]

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5 Strangely Attractive Women We Love

August 12, 2010 by Me Gusta 17 Comments
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Ranked in inverse-descending-oscillating order of strange-attractiveness. #5 – Amanda Seyfried The 24-year old actress plays Sarah Henrickson, Bill Paxton’s daughter on Big Love. I usually watch the show, and Sarah is one good reason to tune in. She’s attractive in what I can only describe as an alien sort of way. Amanda has one of [...]

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5 Reasons to Avoid Raves

August 10, 2010 by Quimosabe Leave a Comment
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We all know the long and storied harm techno music can cause on otherwise healthy people.

Raves use techno to prey upon the human brain – pulsating intense levels of bass, trebel and whisteblowing that would even send Jeff VanVonderen looking for “the balloon guy.”

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10 Douchebag Quotes for the Ages

August 4, 2010 by Quimosabe 1 Comment
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Douchebags… Ah yes, the people we can’t stop talking about, but love to bash.

Sometimes they really outdo themselves with the things they say and their assholish behavior.

Amazingly, some people are famous simply for being douchebags. We could all name them, so I won’t bother wasting space just to write their douchey names.

Let’s just cut to the chase and revel in their glorious stupidity with these 10 douchebag quotes for the ages.

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The 4 Hardest Rappers of All Time

August 3, 2010 by Quimosabe 7 Comments
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Lists ranking rappers usually end in one of two ways… Either Biggie or Tupac takes the top spot.

How boring. I mean everyone thinks that? How is that possible?

Because people are sheep.

Well the black sheep is here to urinate and leave a stool sample on your well-manicure lawn…

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3 Lamest Cryptozoology Creatures

August 2, 2010 by Quimosabe 1 Comment
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Man, cryptozoology is lame.

With so many unsubstantiated claims, it’s a real head scratcher as to why nervous Nellies and idiot savants alike buy into this hokey crap time and time again.

To call a little attention to the idiocy that is cryptozoology and to feel better about myself, I’ve compiled a list of the three lamest cryptids (yes, cryptids).

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