RIP Whitney, Here’s an Amy Winehouse Song
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Brett Favre euthanized during Bills game
December 5, 2010 by 3 Comments
Woe to the world, the great one has fallen. During the first quarter of play Sunday vs. the Bills, Favre suffered a compound fracture to his right femur (thigh) bone. It took less than 10 minutes for Vikings officials to reach a decision: they all agreed, he should be put down. Brett Favre, American legend,1969 [...]
Smoosh Smoosh = Snarf Snarf
October 15, 2010 by Leave a Comment
On Wedensday, South Park stunned me for the first time in a while. The Jersey Shore episode was outstanding, and the Snooki scenes had me in fits. “Snooki want smoosh smoosh“. Perez Hilton called her a “mutant wombat/kangaroo beast”. Not bad. But I think we all know who The Snooki’s real inspiration is: Snarfle from [...]
Stephen Colbert speaks to Reddit on ‘Restoring Truthiness’ D.C. rally
September 14, 2010 by Leave a Comment
14 days ago, a Redditor by the name of mrsammercer posted this message: “I’ve had a vision and I can’t shake it: Colbert needs to hold a satirical rally in DC. ” Redditizens duly spread the word, and now, it may actually happen. Time Magazine, the Christian Science Monitor, and other big outlets are covering [...]
The Free Cheat List
September 9, 2010 by Leave a Comment
Excellent GF trolling fffuu via Reddit. Anybody who’s been in a long-term relationship has experienced some variation of this one. My wife used to ask me which of her friends I thought was hottest. Gotta resist answering those types of questions, there are no winners in that game. Just say you think it’s weird to [...]
Chain vs. Switchblade
August 25, 2010 by 2 Comments
In a Gangs of NY-style brawl, which would you choose? CHAIN OR SWITCHBLADE? Sources: Switchblade and Chain Advantage: Chain Reach — Regulation fighting chains are 43.6 inches long. Ability to disarm opponent. Stabby hands don’t like being smacked by chains. Tetanus bonus, assuming your chain is properly rusted. Advantage: Switchblade One stab, one kill potential. [...]
Explaining Android advantages to iPhanboys
August 24, 2010 by 2 Comments
Love this toon, even though I currently rock have an iPhone. Thinkin about the Droid 2 when my contract expires, though. via Blackfox on Reddit
